Monday, July 26, 2010
Parable of a Nigguh's Ass
Parable of a Nigguh's Ass
One day Plato Negro was at his Academy of Da Corner, 14th and Broadway, the cross roads of Oakland. A young man came up and verbally assaulted the street professor, sticking his finger in the face of the old man, telling him he would smoke him if he did not remove the picture of his ass on the cover of his latest book Pull Yo Pants Up fada Black Prez and Yoself.
Plato Negro told the youth his picture is in the public domain, thus free for anyone to use. Furthermore, is he threatening to smoke the white man who runs Internet?
The mad youth told Plato Negro if he returned and his picture was still on the cover of his book he would smoke him.
Plato Negro seems to have a problem with photos of Negroes. A young lesbian wanted to kill him a few months ago because her picture appeared in his book with actor John Amos. Now John was not upset about his pic, but baby girl wanted to kill Plato because he used her pic to headline an article in his book The Wisdom of Plato Negro. He deleted the pic from his book after learning her brother had come to his Academy of Da Corner to kill him but started crying and could not pull the trigger. Plato was trying to promote the young lady, a singer, who had toured the east coast with him and attended a production of his play Salaam, Huey Newton, Salaam at Woody King's New Federal Theatre.
On this day, the youth claimed his ass was copyrighted! He was a rapper and his ass was on the cover of his CD.
You know we youngsters don't give a fuck bout you OG's, we'll smoke you in a minute, you know dat, right?
Plato Negro looked at the little snotty nose child. He could have smashed his nose into the ground, being the suppressed killer Plato Negro is known to be. Writing is merely a disguise and diversion to keep a killer from spreading blood on the streets of Oakland!
Plato endured the dissing by his child.
Plato Negro told his child I can kill you as quickly as you can kill me.
Two OG's stood by while the youth ranted. I know you brothers would smack this youth.
Plato Negro's brother, who often sits in Academy of Da Corner, would kill the youth once he said he was goin ta smoke him. Plato's brother is that kind of fellow. You say you gonna smoke him, well, he go smoke you first.
But Plato had a different mission.
I have come to save youth, not kill them, therefore, I shall not fight them or abuse them, for they are my children, and I shall honor them, respect them, and not neglect them!
I am patient, there is no rush, I live in the no stress zone.
The young man went away but came back a few minutes later.
He said OG, I'm sorry I got up in yo face like dat. Please forgive me!
Plato forgave him.
OG you can use my picture of my ass.
Plato Negro said thank you, youngster. I love you. You are my child. I love you.